1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,569 Na-no, na-no. 2 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,277 Well, I know he's a big star. 3 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,380 That's why I want to interview him for KTNS. 4 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:46,716 Oh, I have to go through his manager, Mr. Mora? I see. 5 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,352 Could you have Mr. Mora's secretary return my call 6 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,416 Okay. Very good. Thank you. 7 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,324 Boy, I wonder if Woodward and Bernstein 8 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,681 had this much trouble trying to get to Nixon. 9 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,072 How do you like these new threads, Min? 10 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:10,540 Aren't they incredible? 11 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,609 Do you think it's more Sears... 12 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,832 or GQ? 13 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,981 Well, what are you so dressed up for? 14 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,250 It's picture day at the day care center. How do I look? 15 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,784 Oh, you look real nice. 16 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,253 Don't forget to hold in your stomach. 17 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,622 What are you dressed up for, Min? 18 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,890 Oh, I've got a big interview today. How do I look? 19 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:30,649 Oh, real nice, but don't forget to hold in your thighs. 20 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,733 Who are you going to interviewing today? 21 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,801 Oh, Mork, I'm so excited. 22 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,270 Dewey Fishbeck, our feature writer, 23 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,571 is out with the mumps, 24 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,873 and Mr. Sternhagen, my boss, wants me to interview... 25 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,175 You'll never guess who. 26 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:46,510 Let me try. Um... 27 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:47,677 Rula Lenska. 28 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:48,911 No. 29 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:50,413 Menachem Begin. 30 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:51,515 No. Oh... 31 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,782 Give up? 32 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,451 N... Yeah, I don't know who it is. Who is it? 33 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:55,852 Who, who, who, Min? Who, who? 34 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,321 Robin Williams. 35 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,246 Who? 36 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,428 Robin Williams. 37 00:03:05,452 --> 00:03:06,763 Oh. 38 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,169 What's so funny about that? 39 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,970 Does he really call himself Robin? 40 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,373 Well, yeah. 41 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,974 You know what Robin means on Ork? 42 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:19,798 No. 43 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,335 Oh, that's disgusting. 44 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:27,517 Don't look at me. I didn't give him that smutty name. 45 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,654 His parents must have had a sense of humor though, Min. 46 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,755 I can't believe you've never heard of him. 47 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,157 He's a comedian. He... 48 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:37,427 He's a star of TV, movies, and, uh, nightclubs. 49 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:41,030 In fact, he's in town doing a big solar energy benefit. 50 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,333 Well, I still don't know what the big deal is, Min. 51 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,634 Why do you want to talk to him? 52 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,803 Well, Mork, a lot of people on Earth are interested 53 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,738 to hear what stars have to say. 54 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,373 I'm waiting for his manager to call me back 55 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,310 to set up an appointment, right now. 56 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,877 You know, you look a little bit like him. 57 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,580 Me-o? 58 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,947 Yeah, you-o. 59 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,116 I'm gonna get his album and show you. 60 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,673 You won't believe this. 61 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,855 Yeah, you look a lot like him. 62 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,123 Come on, this guy's gonna drown 63 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:08,513 if he goes out in the rain. 64 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,402 Oh, come on, Min. 65 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,170 Scoff, scoff. April frinkles day. 66 00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:24,374 Come on, Mork. You look exactly like him. 67 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,209 Oh, no. Come on now, Min, look at that, there. 68 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,545 Look at that. 69 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,381 I mean, it looks like he does his hair with a Cuisinart. 70 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,649 Man, he's got a road map for eyes. 71 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,851 You could pack a family in that nose, Min. 72 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:35,955 I mean, look at that mouth. 73 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,055 They had to air brush his entire face. 74 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,690 Are you kidding? 75 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,325 Min, listen, I'm... I'm bright and cheery. 76 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:44,048 This guy's got big problems. 77 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:50,734 Where is the interview with Robin Williams? 78 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:53,470 Well, I've been having a little trouble with that. 79 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:56,139 He won't return any of my calls. 80 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,875 I mean, how do you reach someone who's inaccessible? 81 00:04:58,899 --> 00:04:59,876 Inaccessible? 82 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,944 Last night, Mr. Williams 83 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,913 dropped in to the Comedy Cabaret 84 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,615 and performed for nothing. 85 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,484 How was I supposed to know? 86 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,486 Even I knew about it. 87 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,488 I heard it from Armando. 88 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,889 Who's Armando? 89 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:15,892 The fellow fumigating my office. 90 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,994 He got to see one of Robin Williams' shows? 91 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,263 No. Mr. Williams mentioned it 92 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,565 to Armando today over lunch. 93 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:24,634 Robin introduced himself to everyone 94 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,103 at DaVinci's restaurant. 95 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,306 He was at Remo and Jeannie's restaurant? 96 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,629 Oh, friends of yours? 97 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,931 Not anymore. 98 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,579 Okay, I'll get that interview somehow. 99 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:37,747 You can count on me. 100 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,383 Good. The owner of the station 101 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,485 is putting pressure on me, 102 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:46,244 and you know how I handle pressure. 103 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,030 Hey, Mindy, done with this? 104 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,298 No. 105 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:56,355 Oops. 106 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,336 Jeannie, I'm mad at you. 107 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,326 At me? Why? What did I do? 108 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,272 You know I've been trying 109 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,874 to interview Robin Williams. 110 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,209 He was here yesterday, 111 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,644 and you didn't even call me. 112 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:10,447 Oh, no. Oh, Mindy, I am really sor... 113 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:13,383 It was crazy in here. It was... Oh, I am sorry. 114 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,485 Would you forgive me? 115 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:18,054 Oh, all right. 116 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,456 Hi, scouts. What's going on? 117 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,358 The place is so crowded I had to park in the back. 118 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:22,559 Yeah, me too. 119 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,294 Robin Williams came in here for lunch yesterday. 120 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,996 Everybody's waiting for him to come back. 121 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,699 How tacky. 122 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,568 Mindy, what are you doing here? 123 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,804 Tackily waiting for him to come back. 124 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,706 Jeannie, come on, we have a lot of customers. 125 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,798 I know. This is a new experience for me. 126 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,180 Mindy McConnell, I'm ashamed of you... 127 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,083 Hanging around here like some kind of groupie. 128 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,886 Now, that hurts, Nelson. 129 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,989 No, I'm supposed to interview Robin for the station. 130 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:56,225 It seems like everybody in town has met him except me. 131 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,227 Well, I'm sure you're exaggerating. 132 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,062 Hey, guys, you seen these polaroids 133 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,432 I have of me and Robin Williams? 134 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,534 That's us. Huh? 135 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,870 There's Robin and Jeannie. 136 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,337 There's Robin and Armando... 137 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,795 You know, the bug guy? 138 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,909 Good picture. 139 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,245 The bug man gets to meet Robin Williams. 140 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,937 I should have taken fumigation in college. 141 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,451 Excuse me, I have to go. 142 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,941 I'm getting a headache. 143 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,989 Boy, is she upset. 144 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:28,257 Yeah. Look at this one. 145 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,259 A picture of Robin autographing the chopped liver 146 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,628 with his finger. 147 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:34,096 I'm having this one perma-plaqued. 148 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,164 Good penmanship. 149 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,556 Look, he made a happy face in the O. 150 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,104 Excuse me. 151 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,240 For the owner of the car with New Mexico license plate, 152 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,374 will you please claim your car 153 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,476 at the bottom of the hill. 154 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,144 You forgot to set your hand brake. 155 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,647 Look, everyone, it's Robin! 156 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:52,949 My name is Mork. 157 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,253 Watch your language. 158 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,278 So, that's Robin Williams, huh? 159 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,731 You know, you're going to think I'm crazy, 160 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,366 but he looks a little like Mork. 161 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,368 You're right. I think you're crazy. 162 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,536 Oh, look, they caught him. 163 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,104 No big deal. With the money he makes, 164 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,440 he can afford new clothes. 165 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:20,910 They really shouldn't toss him up in the air like that. 166 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,602 Whoa. 167 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,593 Well, tell Mr. Williams that Barbara Walters called, 168 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,227 and when he calls back, 169 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,530 he should ask for my secretary Mindy. 170 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,031 Thank you. 171 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,808 Oh. Come on in, Mr. Sternhagen. 172 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,197 Thank you. 173 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,770 Where'd she go? 174 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,987 Mr. Sternhagen, did you just come from lunch? 175 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,723 Y-yes. 176 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,992 And I know... I know you can't tell, 177 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,861 but I had, uh, two or three, uh... 178 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,530 Little... Little drinks. 179 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,988 A-And do you... Do you know why... Why? 180 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,335 Why? 181 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,605 I knew I was in trouble when Mrs. Ovitz, 182 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,340 the woman who owns the st... 183 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,308 Owns the station, uh, plied me with... 184 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,612 with drink... at lunch time. 185 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,715 She said if we don't get the interview, I'm... 186 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,873 out. 187 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,141 And if I'm out... 188 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:43,114 ♪ Guess who's going with me? ♪ 189 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,030 Me. 190 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,286 Nope. 191 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:50,522 You. 192 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:54,571 Mr. Sternhagen, I have tried everything. 193 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,338 I tried lying. That's good. 194 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:57,506 And I tried bribery. 195 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,175 Oh, that's real good. 196 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,678 I even tried to buy tickets to his concert, 197 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,179 so I could sneak backstage to meet him 198 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,380 but they're sold out. 199 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,381 Well, you're in a pred... 200 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,415 You're... 201 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,439 You're in a pred... 202 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:12,110 You're up a creek, kiddo. 203 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:17,259 Th-the same thing happened to me, uh, 204 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,527 in New York when I... 205 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,429 When I was big in the network. 206 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:23,900 The president said I... I had to deliver someone, 207 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:24,934 or I was ou... 208 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,069 I was out. 209 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,792 Well, what did you do? 210 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,030 Does this look like New York to you? 211 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,446 Well... I got... 212 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,948 I-I-I got to get go... 213 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,850 I-I better go... 214 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,385 Oh. 215 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,310 I'm... I'm going to leave now. 216 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,491 Oh... 217 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,660 Um, Mr. Sternhagen... 218 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:51,661 Yes? 219 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,062 Did you drive? 220 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,697 Oh, yes, that's my little beauty 221 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:57,288 parked out there in your hedge. 222 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,004 Well, I don't think you should drive. 223 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,972 I think you should take a little nap. 224 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,864 I... I can do that while I'm driving. 225 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,079 No. Why don't you come with me? 226 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,848 I think you should go right in there. 227 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:15,217 Well, wi... Will you please fix me some cookies and... 228 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,408 And warm bourbon? 229 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,231 Don't panic. 230 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,067 I'm not panicking. 231 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,969 Well, you have no reason to panic, Min! 232 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,137 They're not after you. 233 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,305 Who's after you, and why? 234 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:39,175 The entire town, Min, they know I'm an alien! 235 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,777 They chased me. They tore my clothes. 236 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,378 They pursued me with fountain pens. 237 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,512 Just because I'm different 238 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,981 doesn't make me a bad guy, does it Min? 239 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,850 I say my prayers, I pet my vegetables, 240 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,385 I put my pants on like everybody else... 241 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,453 head first. 242 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,656 Mork, how could they find out you're an alien? 243 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,892 Uh... I don't know, I don't know, 244 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:59,228 but they called me filthy names. 245 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,830 Did they call you Robin? 246 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:04,366 That's disgusting. 247 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,136 Mork, they think you're Robin Williams. 248 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,237 Who? 249 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,238 Robin Williams. 250 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:10,606 The guy who looks like you. 251 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,441 Oh, you mean that bozo on the album? 252 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,143 Yeah. 253 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,912 Oh, no, Min, I don't look anything like him. 254 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,479 They know I'm an alien. They're on to me. 255 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,515 And if they catch me, they're gonna tar and feather me 256 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,439 and put me on That's Incredible! 257 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,221 Mork, it's okay. 258 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,157 I'm telling you, they think you're Robin Williams. 259 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,759 Min, assuming you're right... 260 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:30,993 Which I think you're off base... 261 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:34,296 You're, in left field going, "Where am I?" 262 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,065 Would they tear Robin Williams' clothes off? 263 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,566 Yes. 264 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,001 But you told me they liked him. 265 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,169 Well, they do. 266 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,553 That's why they want his clothes. 267 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:48,211 If they didn't like him, boy, he'd be in real trouble. 268 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,478 He'd be jacked up on four blocks 269 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,281 with nothing left but his kneecaps. 270 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,516 Well, it's not quite like that either. 271 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,185 Listen, why don't you come with me tonight. 272 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,854 And you'll see how much you look like him. 273 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,255 I've got to go down to the auditorium 274 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,256 and try and interview him. 275 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,557 It's my last shot. 276 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,025 What are you going to do, Min? 277 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,062 Oh, hang around the stage door till he shows up. 278 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,563 Like some groupie? 279 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,398 Exactly. 280 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,933 I'll go with you as your escort, but... 281 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,035 I've got to get a disguise. I tell you, they're on to me. 282 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,026 They know I'm an alien. 283 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,215 Mork, I wish you'd take off 284 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,416 the silly-looking glasses. 285 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,651 It's a perfect disguise, Min. 286 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,519 Everyone thinks I'm from L.A. 287 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,421 Watch this, 288 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,123 Excuse me, sir, I just want you to know 289 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,347 that no aliens from outer space in this area. 290 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,161 Mork. Min. 291 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,896 Your disguise is starting 292 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,297 to attract attention. 293 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,498 You'd be much less conspicuous 294 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,666 if you'd take off the nose, 295 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,334 pull down your hat, and turn up your collar. 296 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,568 Trust me. Min. 297 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,271 Trust me. But, Min. 298 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,405 Do you trust me? 299 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,029 Oh, Min, uh... 300 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,032 All right. 301 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,814 For you. 302 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,581 Look, it's him, Robin Williams 303 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,765 No, no. 304 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,722 Okay, stop it! Step back! Break it up! 305 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,357 Right this way, Mr. Williams. Thank you. 306 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,293 Wait. I'm with him. 307 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,294 Is she with you, sir? 308 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,461 Oh. Trust me, Min. 309 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,963 I've never seen this woman in my life. 310 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,097 What? 311 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,265 Just kidding, officer. 312 00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,701 It's actually my brother. 313 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,736 He... He likes to dress up a little bit. 314 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,004 Come along, Roland. 315 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,877 Here's your dressing room, Mr. Williams. 316 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,745 If there's anything I can do for you, let me know. 317 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,614 Yeah, a new pair of retinas would be very nice, please. 318 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,078 Hard to believe you get paid for that. 319 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,890 Wow. Do you believe it, Mork? 320 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,892 We're in Robin William" dressing room. 321 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,062 Yeah. And we're about to meet him. 322 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,897 I don't know what the big deal is all about, Min. 323 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,465 Are you kidding, Mork? 324 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,867 People stand in line for hours 325 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,435 just to glimpse a star, let alone meet one, 326 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,005 and we're about to meet a big star. 327 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,307 Oh, poor little star-struck Min. 328 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,076 Now, calm that perky little heart of yours. 329 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,178 Don't you understand that a star's just a big ball 330 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,846 of glowing hot gas. 331 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,114 He's just an ordinary human 332 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,049 who's been hyped by an advertising campaign. 333 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,874 Personally, I'd rather be at home, flossing my ears. 334 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,052 Hello. 335 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,733 You know, you look a lot like... 336 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,391 No, he's a woman now. 337 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,309 Excuse me, Mr. Williams, uh, 338 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,212 but I have a big, big favor of... To ask of you. 339 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,247 I know you don't know me and I don't want to impose, 340 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,716 but I'm supposed to get an interview with you for KTNS, 341 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,518 and if I don't, I'll be fired. 342 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,253 Yeah. This has been a bad year for her. 343 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,788 She bet on Carter, Roberto Duran, 344 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,778 and she bought Chrysler stock, too. 345 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,461 Well, I got a minute, 346 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,462 my manager's not here, 347 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,031 and sure, why not? 348 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,966 Oh, thank you. 349 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,034 I can't believe it. 350 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,135 Oh, thank you. 351 00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,137 You're doing me such a big favor. 352 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,771 Oh, I don't believe it. 353 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,573 Oh, um, this is my friend Mork. 354 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,808 Oh, hello. Na-no. 355 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,109 And I'm Mindy McConnell. 356 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,610 You're not from the Enquirer, are you? 357 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,013 Pardon me? Oh, a little joke. 358 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,382 Oh. Ha. No. 359 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:17,019 Um, boy, you sure are a hard man to get in touch with. 360 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,887 You have tighter security than the pope. 361 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,856 She couldn't get past your manager's secretary's 362 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,292 secretary's, secretary's answering machine. 363 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,628 Mork, would you please... 364 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,130 Sorry, Min. 365 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,632 Um, I-I know you've probably been asked 366 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,834 this question a lot, 367 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,438 but, uh, what's it like to be a celebrity? 368 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,940 Well, not bad, really. 369 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,675 It's nice when you can get into restaurants, 370 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,977 those really chichi places 371 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,279 where they wouldn't let you wash the floors before. 372 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,014 I have a question right now. 373 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,349 A little fashion byline. 374 00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,450 Why do you wear baggy pants? 375 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,251 I don't want a visible panty line. 376 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,120 There's your headline, right there, Min. 377 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,943 "Robin Williams... Kinky." 378 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,493 Why do you wear them? 379 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,328 Oh, that's where I keep my bees. 380 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,100 Shh. 381 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,257 Do you Mind? 382 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,937 Back off, back off, yeah. 383 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,139 Mr. Williams, 384 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,074 I don't know how you keep up the pace. 385 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,477 I-I-I mean, you arrive from Hawaii, fly all night, 386 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,978 and then go straight to the university 387 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,380 and lecture for three hours. 388 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:18,514 Oh, that was a fluke. 389 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,416 You see, the pilot of my flight I was on 390 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,351 has a daughter who attends Drama class here and... 391 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,353 He asked if I'd talk to her class to return his favor. 392 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,787 And what was the favor? 393 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,771 He said if I'd lecture, he'd pull out of the dive. 394 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,494 Interesting concept, Min... 395 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,495 Blackmailed by gravity. 396 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,063 Write that down. That's news. 397 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,831 But then after the lecture, 398 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,333 you performed until 3:00 a.m. 399 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,567 at the Comedy Cabaret, 400 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,037 and now you're doing two shows tonight. 401 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,371 Well, two reasons: 402 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,739 see I'm a performing addict, 403 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,074 I can't get enough of it and also, 404 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,342 the owner of the Comedy Cabaret 405 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,911 is a friend of a cousin, of a friend of a so on... 406 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,379 Well, I couldn't say no. 407 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,814 Gee, that's a great angle for my story. 408 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:56,052 "Robin Williams, the comedian who can't say no." 409 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,354 Excuse me. My dinner flew away. 410 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,856 Do you mind if I have some of your star munchies? 411 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,346 Sure. Why not? 412 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,531 I was hoping you'd go for the trail mix. 413 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,021 I can't believe this man is actually grazing in front of me. 414 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:17,106 Well, back to you. I'm sorry to avoid you. 415 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,609 I... I don't know why I can't say no. I... 416 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,278 I guess I want people to like me. 417 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:25,247 I hate myself for that. But... 418 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,782 I used to be able to say no. 419 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,084 What do you mean? 420 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,219 Well, before all this craziness started, I... 421 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,920 My friends used to call up and go, 422 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,156 "Robin, come over. We're all going outside it's really... 423 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,891 "there's some gnarly waves, we can hang out." 424 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,026 And I'd have to go, "No. My mama said I have to stay inside 425 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,383 "and read Nietzsche tonight." 426 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,031 Later on, I guess I felt really afraid to... 427 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,534 To say no to them because they'd all say, like, 428 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:49,138 "Oh, Robin Williams, Mr. Smarty-pants big shot. 429 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,706 "Oh, you forgot your old friends. 430 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,142 You can't lend me $10,000 for a new car. 431 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,406 You won't do the save-the-shrimp benefit." 432 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,215 This is none of my business, but... 433 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,250 It seems like if they're really your friends, 434 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,385 they'd understand. 435 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:06,043 But it seems to me you can't say no to a total stranger. 436 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,780 You're right. 437 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,060 It also looks like you're probably 438 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,230 taken advantage of a lot. 439 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,564 You know, if you learned to say no, 440 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,628 you'd have a lot more time to yourself. 441 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,559 Yeah. Well, maybe that's the last thing I want. 442 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,298 Come in. 443 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,378 Five Minutes, Mr. Williams. 444 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,402 Thank you. 445 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,320 You didn't get much of an interview. 446 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,755 I hope you're not disappointed. 447 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,157 Disappointed? Are you kidding? 448 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,526 You're breaking her perky little heart. 449 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,461 Listen, if it means that much to you, 450 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,729 tell you what I'm gonna do for you. 451 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,265 I'll put off my flight. 452 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,767 Tomorrow morning when my manager's asleep, 453 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,035 I'll sneak down to the TV station 454 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,437 and do an on-camera interview with you. 455 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:58,374 You'd do an on-camera interview with me? 456 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,808 Oh, I can't believe it. 457 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,443 I mean, I was just supposed to write this up 458 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,111 and let the anchorman read it. 459 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,437 Oh, that's so nice. I can't believe it. 460 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,453 Oh, wait a Minute. No, I... I can't do that. 461 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,954 Oh, yeah, that's a bad time for me, too. 462 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,291 How about next July? 463 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,293 No, Mork. 464 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,895 We were just talking about how you can't say no. 465 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,731 And I'm not going to be another person to take advantage of you. 466 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,099 Oh, don't worry about that. 467 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,635 I'll learn to say no some other time. 468 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,504 Come watch the show from the wings. 469 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,538 Oh. 470 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,840 Excuse me, one thing before you go. 471 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,209 Today I was chased by a mob of people 472 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,543 who wanted to tear my clothes off. 473 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,545 Is it because they say I look like you. 474 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,047 Well, there's kind of a resemblance. 475 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,717 You just went through Celebrity 1A. How'd it feel? 476 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,185 Oh, it was frightening. 477 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,653 I mean, why do you want to take a job 478 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,788 where they tear your clothes off and throw you in the air? 479 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,258 Well, actually, I became a performer by accident. 480 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,292 My dad used to have this job 481 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:51,594 where he had to move around a lot. 482 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,429 Sometimes he'd leave the forwarding address. 483 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,365 Oh. Oh, he didn't do that. 484 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,667 No, you're right. I was kidding. 485 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,036 Actually, he packed me in the crate with the dishes. 486 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,275 What a guy, Min. 487 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,677 Anyway, I was always being the new kid in the neighborhood, 488 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,546 and well, since I was suffering 489 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,715 from a case of terminal shy, I... 490 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,416 I couldn't make friends that easily. 491 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,951 I spent a lot of time in my room and I... 492 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,486 I created my own little world 493 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,754 full of these little characters 494 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,357 that had strange, unusual qualities. 495 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,692 After a while, I realized that people found these characters 496 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,960 kind of funny and outrageous. 497 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,730 Then I got I realized my that characters could say 498 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,931 and do things I was afraid to do myself. 499 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,801 And after a little while, here I am. 500 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,785 Ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Robin Williams. 501 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,306 We're on. 502 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,308 Take care. Wish me luck. 503 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:40,309 Bonne chance. 504 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,544 Adieu. 505 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,110 Ooh, listen to that applause. 506 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,051 Something like that might make torn clothes worthwhile, Min. 507 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,877 Let's go. 508 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:09,104 Mork calling Orson. 509 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,139 Come in, Orson. 510 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,041 Mork calling Orson. 511 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,076 Come in, Orson. 512 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,100 Oh. Ha. Na-no. 513 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:18,079 Mork calling Orson. 514 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,648 Come in, you cineraminist. 515 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,517 Just get on with your report, Mork. 516 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,984 Oh, yes, sir. This week, sir, 517 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,953 I learned what it's like to be famous on Earth. 518 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:25,954 That's good. 519 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,055 Well, sometimes it is, 520 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,190 and sometimes it isn't. 521 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,793 You see, most earthlings try to be recognized 522 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,529 for what they do, but when they become stars, sir, 523 00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,564 they realize they're recognized wherever they go. 524 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,566 You mean they lose their privacy? 525 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,968 Well, sir, sometimes they can even lose their clothes. 526 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,003 See, being a star, sir, is a 24-hour job. 527 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,105 And you can't leave your face at the office. 528 00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:45,941 Isn't fame its own reward? 529 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:47,943 Well, yes, sir, it is but when you're a celebrity, 530 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,745 everybody wants a piece of you, sir. 531 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,046 Unless you can say no, 532 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,748 there'll be no pieces left for yourself. 533 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,483 I thought all stars were rich, 534 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,719 live in mansions, and drive big eggs. 535 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,787 I know, sir, that's the common misconception. 536 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,457 But you see, to get that, you pay a very heavy price. 537 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,859 You have responsibilities, anxieties, and... 538 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,861 Well, to be honest, some of them can't take it. 539 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,896 I'm not buying it, Mork. Why, sir? 540 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,098 It sounds to me like they have it made. 541 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,234 Well, most of them do, sir, 542 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,403 but some are victims of their own fame, 543 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,038 very special and talented people... 544 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,375 people like Elvis Presley, 545 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,798 Marilyn Monroe... 546 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,780 Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix... 547 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,582 Lenny Bruce... 548 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,316 Freddie Prinze... 549 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,007 and John Lennon.